When your project timeline feels more like a suggestion than a plan.
When you finally understand Earned Value Management and question your life choices.
When you realize PMP stands for 'Project Management Pranks.' Just kidding, it stands for 'Professional Management Professional.'
Trying to calculate project costs like... 🤯
When the team can't decide between Agile and Waterfall, so you end up with 'Wagile'.
When your project sponsor suddenly becomes a micromanager.
That feeling when you finish a project and immediately forget everything about it.
Attempting to decode PMP terms like a detective solving a mystery. The only difference – my detective hat is imaginary!
Project managers and their never-ending love for Gantt charts!
When PMP questions feel like riddles, and you solve them with a punchline. Project management, the ultimate brain teaser!
Life's too short for boring meetings. Let's add some PMP humor!
When the client asks for a 'small change' that ends up rewriting the entire project scope.
Attempting to balance the triple constraint like a pro juggler. PMP life is a circus!
That feeling when your project sponsor has a 'brilliant' new idea in the 11th hour.
Mastering the art of PMP humor – because if you can't laugh at project management, you're doing it wrong!
Bringing humor to project management one chuckle at a time.
When the Gantt chart makes you giggle. PMP life.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
When your team is so busy arguing about the best methodology that no work gets done.
Attempting to explain your project's Gantt chart to someone outside the field.
PMP exam got me questioning life choices. But hey, at least I'm funny!
When your project team meetings start to feel like a sitcom pilot.
When your risk management plan becomes a comedy of errors.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
That moment when you realize you've been using the wrong version of the project plan.
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
When life gives you Gantt charts, make jokes!
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
When the stakeholders change the requirements last minute... again.
I'm on the whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
That moment when you realize you've been managing stakeholders more than projects.
You know you're a PMP when you dream of Gantt charts instead of sheep.
When your brain is filled with PMP terms, and all you can do is laugh at the chaos inside.
Turning project management mishaps into Monday morning chuckles.
I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.
When PMP terms sound like the punchlines of a management-themed joke. Project management, the comedy goldmine!
When stakeholders ask for a 'quick fix', but they really mean 'rewrite the entire project'.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
I'm not lazy, I'm just on my energy-saving mode.
When your project stakeholders have more opinions than there are hours in the day.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Because laughter is the best project management strategy!
When you finally understand the critical path and suddenly feel invincible.
The only thing scarier than a scope change is trying to explain it to your team.
Unleashing the lighter side of PMP. Let's crack some project jokes!
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Making the PMP journey a little less serious, a lot more fun!
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
PMP prep got me feeling like a walking punchline. At least my project management skills are no joke!