When you realize PMP stands for 'Project Management Pranks.' Just kidding, it stands for 'Professional Management Professional.'
Attempting to decode PMP terms like a detective solving a mystery. The only difference – my detective hat is imaginary!
When PMP questions feel like riddles, and you solve them with a punchline. Project management, the ultimate brain teaser!
When the client asks for a 'small change' that ends up rewriting the entire project scope.
Mastering the art of PMP humor – because if you can't laugh at project management, you're doing it wrong!
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
When your brain is filled with PMP terms, and all you can do is laugh at the chaos inside.
When PMP terms sound like the punchlines of a management-themed joke. Project management, the comedy goldmine!
When stakeholders ask for a 'quick fix', but they really mean 'rewrite the entire project'.
PMP prep got me feeling like a walking punchline. At least my project management skills are no joke!