Trying to calculate project costs like... 🤯
When the Gantt chart makes you giggle. PMP life.
When life gives you Gantt charts, make jokes!
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
I'm not lazy, I'm just on my energy-saving mode.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.