I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

I'm writing a book on reverse psychology. Please don't buy it.

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