Turning ordinary moments into unforgettable comedy sketches.
Spontaneous bursts of laughter are my cardio.
Living for the moments that leave you in stitches.
Spicing up life with a dash of humor.
Spontaneous bursts of laughter are the best!
Creating laughter echoes everywhere we go!
I'm not weird, I'm limited edition.
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
Too much seriousness can be hazardous to your health.
Laughing through life's crazy moments.
Laughing until our sides hurt!
Join our laughter squad!
When life gives you lemons, squirt them in your friend's eyes!
Embracing the absurdity of life with open arms and a big grin.
I'm not awkward, I'm just at the forefront of my own personal brand of cool.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode.
I can resist everything except temptation.
Life's too funny to take seriously.
If laughter is the music of life, I'm conducting the symphony.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
When in doubt, laugh it out!
Laughing until it hurts, just another day with the crew!
Making memories and mischief!
Life's too short for boring moments.
Dancing like no one's watching, because they're all busy laughing.
I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you.
Brace yourselves for a laughter explosion!
I don't need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off.
Life's better when you're laughing.
In a world full of seriousness, be the laughter.
My funny bone is my best accessory.
When life gives you funny moments, capture them all!
Life's too short not to laugh at ourselves!
Making memories, one laugh at a time.
Making memories with the craziest crew!
I'm not late, everyone else is just early.
Spending my days collecting funny stories like they're rare gems.
My life is a sitcom, and I'm the star.
The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice cream.
Laughing till our sides ache!
When life gives you lemons, make a joke out of it.
Chuckles guaranteed, no refunds needed!
Sarcasm is my love language.
Can't stop giggling at these shenanigans!
Spreading smiles, one funny moment at a time.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Living life one joke at a time.
Life's too short to be serious all the time.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Turning life into one big comedy show.
I'm not arguing, I'm just telling you why you're wrong.
Brace yourselves, funny moments ahead!
Sorry not sorry for my contagious laughter.
We don't remember days, we remember the laughs.
Silly moments make the best memories.
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated to do nothing.
Chasing laughter and good times!
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
In the midst of chaos, find the humor.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer.
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
Collecting belly laughs like they're precious gems.
I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people.
Our funny bone never gets a break!
Creating memories one hilarious moment at a time.
Trying to be an adult, but failing hilariously!
If laughter is the best medicine, consider me healed.
I'm not a player, I'm the game.
Happiness is...a fit of uncontrollable laughter.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Just another day being hilarious!
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
Eating cake and laughing like there's no tomorrow.
Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.
I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to test gravity.
Life is short. Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse.
Studying is for people with no internet connection.
I don’t believe in astrology; I'm a Sagittarius and we're skeptical.