Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception.
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.
You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.
Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.
If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.
Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.