Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception.
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.
You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.
Laughter is an instant vacation.
If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.
Humor is reason gone mad.
Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.
A day without laughter is a day wasted.