5 Instagram Captions for "Laughter Riot": Embrace the Chaos with a Smile

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin

I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. Michael Scott (The Office)

I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. Steven Wright

I am so poor that I can't even pay attention. Ronnie Shakes