I don't snore, I dream I'm a motorcycle.
Serious faces not permitted. Bring on the smiles!
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
Embrace the chaos and laugh it off.
Fueling up on giggles and guffaws.
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode.
Laughs guaranteed. Satisfaction guaranteed.
Seriousness strictly prohibited in this zone.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Laughing burns calories. Pass the jokes!
Happiness is homemade. Sprinkle some humor!
I'm not messy, I'm just creatively organized.
Spreading smiles one joke at a time.
Inhale laughter, exhale joy. Repeat.
Spreading laughter like confetti.
Dare to laugh louder. Spread the cheer!
Smile now, laugh later.
Rolling on the floor laughing! Join the fun.
Running late is my cardio.
Spreading joy one laugh at a time!
I'm not short, I'm fun-sized.
I put the 'pro' in procrastination.
Elevating vibes with a touch of humor!
Stay funny, stay fabulous.
When in doubt, just laugh it out!
I'm not a player, I'm the game.
I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.
Reality called, so I hung up.
Spreading smiles like confetti!
I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome.
Humor me, I'm feeling funny today.
Tickle your funny bone with this dose of humor.
I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.
Let's LOL together. It's contagious!
Life's better when you're laughing uncontrollably!
Funny bones ready for a workout!
I'm not antisocial, I'm selectively social.
Keep calm and laugh on.
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
Because laughter is the best medicine!
Life's too short for a serious face.
No such thing as too much laughter!
Life's too short to be serious. Laugh it out!
I'm not late, everyone else is just early.
Seriousness left at the door. Let the laughter in!
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
I am so poor that I can't even pay attention.
Seriousness is overrated. Let's laugh instead!
Serious about laughter, not much else!
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
Keep your humor intact, it's a survival skill.