I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. They won’t expect it back.
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.