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I'm writing a term paper on a subject I know nothing about. I need three more quotes by tomorrow.

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.'

I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago, it was grass.'

I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago, it was grass.' Phyllis Diller

I'm so optimistic, I'd go after Moby Dick in a rowboat and take the tartar sauce with me. Zig Ziglar

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