Spreading laughter like confetti. 🎉😂
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug!
When life gets serious, throw in a wxjoke and watch the magic happen!
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. 💬🤷♂️
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you!'
Because laughter is timeless, imagination has no age, and dreams are forever.
Sparks of joy in every punchline. Get ready to laugh!
Common sense is like deodorant, the people who need it most never use it.
I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome.
I'm not saying I'm Wonder Woman; I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room together. 🦸♀️🤫
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads!
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛌🔮
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
Elevate your mood with some wxjoking magic!
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y!
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🍤🍔
If at first, you don't succeed, laugh until you do.
In a world full of seriousness, be the reason someone smiles.
They say laughter is the best medicine, so here's your dose of wxjoking therapy!
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is.
Laughing is the best cardio.
I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode. 😴💤
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!
In a world full of stress, be the wxjoker everyone needs!
I put the 'elusive' in exclusive. 😎🚀
Unwind and chuckle with these wxjoking gems!
Because a day without laughter is a day wasted.
Bringing sunshine to your day with a dash of wxjoking sunshine!
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋😜
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Just a girl standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers!
I'm writing a joke about construction. It's still in the works!
In a world full of seriousness, wxjoking is my escape!
Laughter is an instant vacation.
Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. It shows intelligence and understanding, as opposed to an easy resort to anger.
My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry. 💸😢
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.
I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. 🤔❓
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
Serious about humor, wxjoking style.
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
Spreading laughter one wxjoke at a time!
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs — jolted by every pebble in the road.
Dose of daily humor served here. Brace yourself!
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 🐭🧀
Life is better when you're laughing.
I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough!
Raising the humor bar with a touch of wxjoking brilliance!
Injecting humor into your feed with a dash of wxjoking!
If you are too busy to laugh, you are too busy.
Life's better when you're laughing. Join the humor train!
I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.
Life's too short not to share a wxjoking moment!
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain.
A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.
Brace yourself for a laughter spree, courtesy of wxjoking!
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet!
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Humor is reason gone mad.