I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. 💬🤷♂️
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛌🔮
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🍤🍔
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋😜
Just a girl standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry. 💸😢
I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. 🤔❓
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 🐭🧀