I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug!
When life gets serious, throw in a wxjoke and watch the magic happen!
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. 💬🤷♂️
Because laughter is timeless, imagination has no age, and dreams are forever.
Sparks of joy in every punchline. Get ready to laugh!
Common sense is like deodorant, the people who need it most never use it.
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads!
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛌🔮
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y!
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🍤🍔
If at first, you don't succeed, laugh until you do.
In a world full of seriousness, be the reason someone smiles.
They say laughter is the best medicine, so here's your dose of wxjoking therapy!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!
In a world full of stress, be the wxjoker everyone needs!
Bringing sunshine to your day with a dash of wxjoking sunshine!
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋😜
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Just a girl standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers!
I'm writing a joke about construction. It's still in the works!
In a world full of seriousness, wxjoking is my escape!
My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry. 💸😢
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.
I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. 🤔❓
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 🐭🧀
Raising the humor bar with a touch of wxjoking brilliance!
Injecting humor into your feed with a dash of wxjoking!
Life's better when you're laughing. Join the humor train!
I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.
Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain.
Brace yourself for a laughter spree, courtesy of wxjoking!
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet!
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.