Spreading laughter like confetti. 🎉😂
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. 💬🤷♂️
I'm not saying I'm Wonder Woman; I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room together. 🦸♀️🤫
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛌🔮
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🍤🍔
I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode. 😴💤
I put the 'elusive' in exclusive. 😎🚀
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋😜
Just a girl standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry. 💸😢
I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. 🤔❓
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 🐭🧀