I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you!'

I'm not saying I'm Wonder Woman; I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room together. πŸ¦Έβ€β™€οΈπŸ€«

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. Oscar Wilde

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. It shows intelligence and understanding, as opposed to an easy resort to anger.

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. It shows intelligence and understanding, as opposed to an easy resort to anger. Stephen Fry

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. E. B. White

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs β€” jolted by every pebble in the road. Henry Ward Beecher

A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done. Dwight D. Eisenhower

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