I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
I'm not arguing, I'm just telling you why you're wrong.
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer.
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
I don’t believe in astrology; I'm a Sagittarius and we're skeptical.