Spontaneous bursts of laughter are my cardio.
Living for the moments that leave you in stitches.
Spicing up life with a dash of humor.
Spontaneous bursts of laughter are the best!
Creating laughter echoes everywhere we go!
I'm not weird, I'm limited edition.
Laughing through life's crazy moments.
Laughing until our sides hurt!
Join our laughter squad!
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode.
I can resist everything except temptation.
Life's too funny to take seriously.
When in doubt, laugh it out!
Making memories and mischief!
Life's too short for boring moments.
Brace yourselves for a laughter explosion!
Life's better when you're laughing.
In a world full of seriousness, be the laughter.
My funny bone is my best accessory.
Life's too short not to laugh at ourselves!
Making memories, one laugh at a time.
Making memories with the craziest crew!
I'm not late, everyone else is just early.
My life is a sitcom, and I'm the star.
Laughing till our sides ache!
When life gives you lemons, make a joke out of it.
Chuckles guaranteed, no refunds needed!
Sarcasm is my love language.
Can't stop giggling at these shenanigans!
Spreading smiles, one funny moment at a time.
Living life one joke at a time.
Life's too short to be serious all the time.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Turning life into one big comedy show.
Brace yourselves, funny moments ahead!
Sorry not sorry for my contagious laughter.
We don't remember days, we remember the laughs.
Silly moments make the best memories.
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
Chasing laughter and good times!
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
In the midst of chaos, find the humor.
Our funny bone never gets a break!
Creating memories one hilarious moment at a time.
Trying to be an adult, but failing hilariously!
I'm not a player, I'm the game.
Happiness is...a fit of uncontrollable laughter.
Just another day being hilarious!
Eating cake and laughing like there's no tomorrow.
Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.

Life is short. Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse.