Trying to be an adult, but my inner child keeps coming out to play. 🧒🏻🎈
Funny moments are the spice of life. 🌶️😂
I'm not saying I'm Wonder Woman, I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room together.
If laughter is the best medicine, call me your doctor! 😷😂
Spreading laughter one funny moment at a time.
I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.
If you can't laugh at yourself, call me—I'll do it for you.
I need a six-month holiday, twice a year.
I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.'
Just here to spread some laughter. 😄
Laughter: the best medicine for a bad day. 💊😂
Laughing my way through the nonsense.
My room is not messy, it's an obstacle course designed to keep me fit.
Laughing at my own jokes because I'm hilarious like that. 😂
I'm not short, I'm concentrated awesome.
My patience is as thin as my internet connection.
Laughing until it hurts! 😂
Life's too short to be serious all the time. Find the humor in every moment.
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry.
When life gives you lemons, make a joke. 🍋😂
In a world full of trends, be a classic funny soul. 😄
When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day. ✨💫
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.
Funny moments make the best memories. 😆
The only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven't found it yet, keep looking. Don't settle.
Eating snacks like there's no tomorrow because, snacks! 🍿🤤
Happiness is a cup of coffee and a good laugh.
A day without laughter is a day wasted. Let's not waste any!
I run on caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropriate thoughts.
Life's too short not to burst into laughter every chance you get.
If you can't make it good, make it funny!
Finding joy in the ordinary, one laugh at a time.
I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.
When nothing goes right, go left.
I could give up shopping, but I'm not a quitter.
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch.
Laughing till it hurts! 🤣
Your time is limited, don't waste it living someone else's life.
I told my computer I needed a break, now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.
Stepping into Monday like... Wait, it's only Monday? 😅🚶♂️
My phone's battery lasts longer than my relationships.
Turning ordinary moments into extraordinary laughs. 😜
I don't need anger management, I need people to stop annoying me.
Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
Just another day being my hilariously awesome self.
I don't need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
Who needs a gym when you have a comedy show? 🏋️♂️😂
My bed and I have a special relationship. We're perfect for each other, but we just can't seem to commit.
I'm not shy, I'm just holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you.
Me trying to take a cute selfie but ending up looking like a potato. 🥔😅
Just dropped my new single. It's called 'I'll get out of bed in 5 more minutes.' ⏰😴
They say laughter is the best medicine. I'm here to overdose!
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right in a way that everyone else can understand.
Silly faces and belly laughs – the best combo! 😆😋
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet. No one really knows how. 🛏️😅
Dance like no one's watching, laugh like crazy! 💃😄
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.
Embarrassing moments make the best stories. 😳😂
Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
Keep calm and laugh on! 😎😂
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Current mood: Contemplating if I should go for a run or take a nap. 🏃♂️💤
You have within you right now, everything you need to deal with whatever the world can throw at you.
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is.
I'm not procrastinating, I'm giving myself time to formulate a genius plan. 🤔💡
That awkward moment when you're wearing Nike and you can't do it. 😂👟
Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.
Find joy in the little things, like a good joke. 😊😂
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans.
Life is better when you're laughing. 😂
Friday night: Making memories and cracking jokes! 🌙😆
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested, and the frog dies of it.
Silly moments, priceless memories. 🤪
A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.
Embrace the funny side of life with a big smile.
The purpose of our lives is to be happy.
Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it.
I'm not a morning person. I'm a coffee person.
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
Decided to take a break from being an adult today. Best decision ever. 🙌😆
Life's too short to be serious. Let's embrace the funny! 😅
Laughter is timeless, imagination has no age, and dreams are forever.
The best revenge is massive success.