I'm not saying I'm Wonder Woman, I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room together.
I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.'
I told my computer I needed a break, now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right in a way that everyone else can understand.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.