My life is basically a sitcom, and I'm the lead character who can't stop tripping over nothing.
My bed and I have a special relationship. We're inseparable, especially in the mornings.
Life's too short to be serious all the time, so I'm mastering the art of hilarious chaos.
When life gives you lemons, squirt them in your eyes and see if it makes life funnier.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Decided to take a nap. Woke up three hours later with my phone as my pillow. Classic move.