Oh, bless your heart.
Oh, look, it's the sarcasm patrol.
Keep calm and use sarcasm.
Sure, because that makes total sense.
Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of sarcasm.
I'm not sarcastic. I'm just intelligent beyond your understanding.
My level of sarcasm is directly proportional to your level of stupidity.
Sometimes I open my mouth and my sarcasm falls out.
Well, that went over like a lead balloon.
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right with a hint of sarcasm.
I'm fluent in sarcasm, by the way.
When in doubt, add sarcasm.
Sarcasm is how I hug. With my words.
Insert sarcastic comment here.
Sarcasm is like a second language to me... Wait, no, it's my first.
Life's too short to be serious all the time. Cue the sarcasm.
Sarcasm: because yelling 'I hate you' is too mainstream.
Oh, how original.
I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
Just dripping with sarcasm today.
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of intelligence.
If sarcasm was a sport, I'd be an Olympic gold medalist.
I'm not sarcastic. I'm just intelligent beyond your understanding.
I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face but with words.
I'm not a smart mouth; I just happen to have a witty tongue.
Life's too short for boring conversations.
Sarcasm: the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
Keep calm and sarcastic on.
Just keeping it real with a side of sarcasm.
Don't mind me, just sprinkling a little sarcasm on everything.
Hitting them with that subtle sarcasm.
Congratulations, you've reached sarcasm level 100.
Well, aren't you a ray of pitch-black?
A sprinkle of sarcasm never hurt anybody.
Sarcasm is the wit of the fool.
I'm sorry if you can't handle my sarcasm. I'll try to be less intelligent next time.
Oh, I'm sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
Oh, please enlighten me.
I'm not saying I'm sarcastic, but let's just say my inner filter needs a filter.
Sarcasm is the body's natural defense against stupidity.
My sarcasm knows no bounds.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then spike it with sarcasm.
Just rolling my eyes so hard, I might find a new dimension.
If sarcasm burned calories, I'd be a supermodel by now.
Oh, sorry, I didn't realize my sarcasm was too advanced for you.
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop irritating me.
Dripping with sarcasm but staying classy.
Oh, I'm sorry. Did I offend you with my common sense?
I'm not sarcastic. I'm just allergic to stupidity.
When sarcasm is your second language.
If you're waiting for me to care, you might be here a while.
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With sarcasm.
Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone speaks.
And the award for the most sarcastic goes to...
I'm allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm.
They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but I beg to differ. It's an art form.
Unapologetically sarcastic.
Sarcasm: because telling you to go to hell just wouldn't suffice.
I'm not shy; I'm holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you.
Sarcasm is how I hug. Welcome to the sarcasm embrace.
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
Sarcasm is my default setting.
Well, that was unexpected...not.
Rolling my eyes with attitude.
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.
Rolling my eyes so hard, I can see my brain working overtime.
I'm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud?
Sarcasm: because murder is illegal.
Sarcasm: because punching people in the face is illegal.