Oh, bless your heart.
Oh, look, it's the sarcasm patrol.
Keep calm and use sarcasm.
Sure, because that makes total sense.
Well, that went over like a lead balloon.
I'm fluent in sarcasm, by the way.
When in doubt, add sarcasm.
Sarcasm is how I hug. With my words.
Insert sarcastic comment here.
Oh, how original.
I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
Just dripping with sarcasm today.
Life's too short for boring conversations.
Keep calm and sarcastic on.
Just keeping it real with a side of sarcasm.
Hitting them with that subtle sarcasm.
Congratulations, you've reached sarcasm level 100.
Well, aren't you a ray of pitch-black?
A sprinkle of sarcasm never hurt anybody.
Sarcasm is the wit of the fool.
Oh, please enlighten me.
My sarcasm knows no bounds.
Dripping with sarcasm but staying classy.
I'm not sarcastic. I'm just allergic to stupidity.
When sarcasm is your second language.
And the award for the most sarcastic goes to...
Unapologetically sarcastic.
Sarcasm is my default setting.
Well, that was unexpected...not.
Rolling my eyes with attitude.
I'm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud?
Sarcasm: because murder is illegal.