Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of sarcasm.
I'm not sarcastic. I'm just intelligent beyond your understanding.
My level of sarcasm is directly proportional to your level of stupidity.
Sometimes I open my mouth and my sarcasm falls out.
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right with a hint of sarcasm.
Sarcasm is like a second language to me... Wait, no, it's my first.
Life's too short to be serious all the time. Cue the sarcasm.
Sarcasm: because yelling 'I hate you' is too mainstream.
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of intelligence.
If sarcasm was a sport, I'd be an Olympic gold medalist.
I'm not sarcastic. I'm just intelligent beyond your understanding.
I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face but with words.
I'm not a smart mouth; I just happen to have a witty tongue.
Sarcasm: the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
Don't mind me, just sprinkling a little sarcasm on everything.
I'm sorry if you can't handle my sarcasm. I'll try to be less intelligent next time.
Oh, I'm sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
I'm not saying I'm sarcastic, but let's just say my inner filter needs a filter.
Sarcasm is the body's natural defense against stupidity.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then spike it with sarcasm.
Just rolling my eyes so hard, I might find a new dimension.
If sarcasm burned calories, I'd be a supermodel by now.
Oh, sorry, I didn't realize my sarcasm was too advanced for you.
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop irritating me.
Oh, I'm sorry. Did I offend you with my common sense?
If you're waiting for me to care, you might be here a while.
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With sarcasm.
Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone speaks.
I'm allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm.
They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but I beg to differ. It's an art form.
Sarcasm: because telling you to go to hell just wouldn't suffice.
I'm not shy; I'm holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you.
Sarcasm is how I hug. Welcome to the sarcasm embrace.
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.
Rolling my eyes so hard, I can see my brain working overtime.
Sarcasm: because punching people in the face is illegal.