The only day my sibling doesn't get away with stealing my clothes!
That awkward moment when your sibling thinks they're the funny one on Raksha Bandhan.
Counting the seconds until I can steal all the sweets from my sister's Rakhi gift.
When your sibling tries to make a serious vow on Raksha Bandhan but you can't stop laughing.
When your sibling tries to tie the rakhi with superglue!
When your sibling claims they're the favorite child, but we all know the truth.
When your sibling thinks they're the boss because they tied the Rakhi first.
Celebrating Raksha Bandhan with the same sibling you used to fight for the remote.
Counting down the days to Raksha Bandhan so I can officially annoy my sibling guilt-free!
When your sibling tries to get out of Rakhi duties by offering to do chores instead.
Bringing out the childhood photos on Raksha Bandhan to embarrass my sibling one more time.
When you realize Raksha Bandhan is just an excuse for your sibling to steal your desserts.
When you're forced to tie Rakhi to your pet because your sibling is nowhere to be found.
When your sibling thinks they're the boss, but you know who the real boss is on Raksha Bandhan.
Preparing for Raksha Bandhan by sharpening my comeback game against my sibling.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
Bond stronger than superglue, fights louder than thunder!
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
When you realize your sister's Rakhi threads are stronger than any argument.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
When your sibling thinks they're slick but you've been planning your Rakhi prank all year.
When your sibling steals the last slice of pizza but it's okay because you'll get the last laugh.
I am so poor, I can't even afford to pay attention.
That moment when you realize you're stuck with them forever. Happy Rakhi!
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
When your sibling ties Rakhi on your wrist but it feels more like handcuffs.
When you realize your sibling is your built-in partner in crime for life.
When your sibling tries to make you wear a Rakhi as a fashion statement.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
When your sibling claims they're not afraid of spiders, but you have Rakhi as evidence of their fear.
Brace yourselves, Raksha Bandhan is coming... and so are the sibling arguments.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.
I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.
When your sibling tries to be sentimental on Raksha Bandhan but you're just here for the food.
When you realize you've been wearing your sibling's rakhi for weeks!
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
The only day I officially accept bribes in the form of sweets and gifts.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
When you and your sibling team up to annoy your parents on Rakhi.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception.
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.