When your sibling tries to make a serious vow on Raksha Bandhan but you can't stop laughing.
Counting down the days to Raksha Bandhan so I can officially annoy my sibling guilt-free!
Bringing out the childhood photos on Raksha Bandhan to embarrass my sibling one more time.
When you realize Raksha Bandhan is just an excuse for your sibling to steal your desserts.
When you're forced to tie Rakhi to your pet because your sibling is nowhere to be found.
When your sibling thinks they're the boss, but you know who the real boss is on Raksha Bandhan.
When your sibling thinks they're slick but you've been planning your Rakhi prank all year.
When your sibling steals the last slice of pizza but it's okay because you'll get the last laugh.
When your sibling claims they're not afraid of spiders, but you have Rakhi as evidence of their fear.
When your sibling tries to be sentimental on Raksha Bandhan but you're just here for the food.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.