
I am so poor, I can't even afford to pay attention.

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I am so poor, I can't even afford to pay attention.
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.