The only day my sibling doesn't get away with stealing my clothes!

That awkward moment when your sibling thinks they're the funny one on Raksha Bandhan.

Counting the seconds until I can steal all the sweets from my sister's Rakhi gift.

When your sibling tries to tie the rakhi with superglue!

When your sibling claims they're the favorite child, but we all know the truth.

When your sibling thinks they're the boss because they tied the Rakhi first.

Celebrating Raksha Bandhan with the same sibling you used to fight for the remote.

When your sibling tries to get out of Rakhi duties by offering to do chores instead.

Preparing for Raksha Bandhan by sharpening my comeback game against my sibling.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. W. C. Fields

Bond stronger than superglue, fights louder than thunder!

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. Oscar Wilde

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

When you realize your sister's Rakhi threads are stronger than any argument.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. Jackie Mason

I am so poor, I can't even afford to pay attention.

I am so poor, I can't even afford to pay attention. Ron Kittle

That moment when you realize you're stuck with them forever. Happy Rakhi!

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. Steven Wright

When your sibling ties Rakhi on your wrist but it feels more like handcuffs.

When you realize your sibling is your built-in partner in crime for life.

When your sibling tries to make you wear a Rakhi as a fashion statement.

Brace yourselves, Raksha Bandhan is coming... and so are the sibling arguments.

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. Steven Wright

When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was. Mitch Hedberg

When you realize you've been wearing your sibling's rakhi for weeks!

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. Al McGuire

The only day I officially accept bribes in the form of sweets and gifts.

When you and your sibling team up to annoy your parents on Rakhi.

I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception. Groucho Marx

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