I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
I am so poor, I can't even afford to pay attention.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.
I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception.
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.