Well, that was obvious!
Brace yourself for the obvious!
Keeping it simple with the obvious!
I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
My jokes are as clear as crystal.
I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity... a lot.
I'm not weird, I'm limited edition.
Nothing but the truth, folks!
Obvious, but still funny!
Obvious, yet surprisingly amusing!
File under 'Duh!'
It's like stating the sky is blue!
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Just stating the obvious, as always.
In case you missed the memo... it's obvious!
Captain Obvious strikes again!
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
No rocket science here, folks!
Can't argue with that level of obviousness!
I don't snore, I dream I'm a motorcycle.
Laughter is an instant vacation.
Obvious humor for the win!
Humor is reason gone mad.
Because obvious jokes are my specialty!
I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.
A day without laughter is a day wasted.