I don't trip, I do random gravity checks. 🚶♂️🌌
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 💤❤️
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😜
Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed. ☕🙏😅
Life is short, make every hair flip count. 💁♀️💅
I'm not weird, I'm limited edition. 🦄😜
I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed. 😌💤
I like hashtags because they look like waffles. 🥞😂