Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 🧪😆
I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to find the floor with my feet. 👣😅
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. 💁♂️🗣️
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! 🚲😄
I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a delayed success schedule. ⏰😅
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾😂
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 🤗😂