Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 🧪😆
I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to find the floor with my feet. 👣😅
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. 💁♂️🗣️
My life is a constant battle between my love for food and not wanting to get fat. 🍔🤷♂️
When nothing goes right, go left. 🚶♂️😂
I'm not short, I'm vertically challenged! 📏😆
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! 🚲😄
I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a delayed success schedule. ⏰😅
Rolling on the floor laughing! 🤣
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾😂
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 🤗😂
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. 🍣👀
I'm not old, I'm a classic! 🕰️😂