If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. Steven Wright

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. Steven Wright

I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. Michael Scott (The Office)

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. Groucho Marx

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