I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.
If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception.
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you.