I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
I am so poor, I can't even afford to pay attention.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception.