I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!

I started a new business selling gloves, but I don't really like to talk about it. It's just hand-to-hand combat!

I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!

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