I started a new business selling gloves, but I don't really like to talk about it. It's just hand-to-hand combat!
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
Laughter is the best medicine, but if you're laughing without reason, you might need medicine.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve it through not dying.