Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? Robin Williams

I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. Michael Scott (The Office)

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. Steven Wright

I'm not lazy, I'm just on my energy-saving mode.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin

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