My #jokes are as clear as crystal.
My life is like a romantic #comedy minus the romance and just the #comedy..
Obvious but still #funny.
Wit is the key I think to anybody's heart Show me the person who doesn't like to #laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag.
Everything is #funny as long as it's happening to somebody else.
#Comedy is simply a #funny way of being serious..
My #jokes are like WiFi signals - sometimes strong sometimes gone in a blink.
You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you #laugh.
If you're going to tell people the truth be #funny or they'll kill you.
Because obvious #jokes are my specialty.