I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.
The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them.
To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!