Life is too important to be taken seriously.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag.
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.
The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
Laughter is an instant vacation.
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
A joke is a very serious thing.
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them.
To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!