4 Instagram Captions for "Laughter Riot": Embrace the Chaos with a Smile

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it. Rodney Dangerfield

I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. Steven Wright

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. Steven Wright