I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag.
If you're going to tell people the truth, you better make them laugh. Otherwise, they'll kill you.
The secret to humor is surprise.
Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
Laughter is an instant vacation.
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is.
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
I'm not a comedian. I'm a humorist.
You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me... I'll laugh at you.
I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.
Humor is reason gone mad.
The only way to survive is to have a sense of humor.