My life is a constant battle between my love for food and not wanting to get fat. 🍔🤷♂️
Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag.
If you're going to tell people the truth, you better make them laugh. Otherwise, they'll kill you.
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is.
You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me... I'll laugh at you.
A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.
I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.