If you're going to tell people the truth, you better make them laugh. Otherwise, they'll kill you.
The secret to humor is surprise.
You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me... I'll laugh at you.
I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.