I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
If at first, you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.