Roses are red, violets are blue, laughter is contagious, so catch it too!
Laughter is the best medicine, and my prescription is filled!
Spreading smiles one joke at a time. Join the laughter revolution!
Life's too short to be serious all the time. Let's find the humor in every moment!
Step aside, serious business. It's time for some serious giggles!
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. Disappointed.
Who needs abs when you can have fab abs—absolutely hilarious, that is!
Life's too short for boring selfies. Let's add a dash of humor to the frame!
They say laughter is contagious. Let's start an epidemic of joy and happiness!
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
Life's too short to be boring. Let's make it a comedy of errors instead!
They say laughter is the shortest distance between two people. Let's bridge the gap!
Turning ordinary moments into extraordinary laughs!
Life's too short to worry about wrinkles. Laugh lines are the best kind of aging!
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
When in doubt, laugh it out! Humor makes even the toughest situations bearable.
If at first, you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
Life's too short for boring conversations. Let's spice it up with some witty banter!
They say laughter is like a good workout. Well, time to hit the comedy gym!
They say laughter is the key to happiness. Well, consider me a locksmith!
They say laughter is the best medicine, so here's your dose!
Brace yourself for a chuckle marathon. It's time to flex those funny muscles!
If laughter is the sound of the soul dancing, then I'm the DJ of joy!
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
They say laughter adds years to your life. Looks like I'm going to live forever!
Life's too short to be boring. Let's sprinkle some humor on everything!
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
Don't let stress get the best of you. Channel your inner comedian and laugh it off!
I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.
In a world full of seriousness, be the beacon of laughter. Let's light it up!
They say humor is the spice of life. Well, prepare for a flavor explosion!