I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
I'm an optimist. But I also understand that my chances of becoming a superhero are slim.
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.
If at first, you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So, I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.
I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.