I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. Steven Wright

I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. Michael Scott

I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.

I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.

I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the wall gets in the way.

I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the wall gets in the way.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. Henny Youngman

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